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I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?Jeff Lindsay
Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie – not perfect but who’s complaining?Robert Brault
The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.Dodie Smith
That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.Deb Caletti
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.Anthony Anderson
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.Gail Lumet Buckley
Family is a blessing. – Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.Marcelina Hardy
I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich.Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable – each segment distinct.Letty Cottin Pogrebin
One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.Jonathan Safran Foer
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.Nancy Mitford
In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.Anna Quidlen
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.Evan Esar
Families, can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em ..Tate Hallaway
Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.Unknown
I would prefer to have no money but to have a nice family and good friends around.Li Na
Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life!Albert Einstein
The family is a haven in a heartless world.Christopher Lasch
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.Ellen de Generes
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.Rodney Dangerfield
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.Burton Hillis
Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.Marsha Norman
I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.Jet Li
From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.Jarod Kintz
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.George Bernard Shaw
There’s nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street.Willie Stargell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.Bertrand Russell
I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.Ugo Betti
Family makes you who you are and aren’t.Marcelina Hardy
The love of a family is life’s greatest blessing.Unknown
Family knows your flaws but loves you anyway.Marcelina Hardy
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish – very gently.Chinese Proverb
God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.Jerry Falwell
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.Jane Howard
